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As the song says, TurkbyTone Rekkids is run by Jim the K. That's Jim Keltnenhausen, in longhand. No-one has ever seen Jim and lived to talk about it. He's firm but fair, fat but fit, facially challenged but fantastically adept at tricky negotiations.
Jim scours the globe for the best jacuzzis, so we never see him from one day to the next. If you find him, please return him so he can get on with his job.
The members of the Bing Turkby Ensemble are:
- Bing Turkby (Vice-President of TTR, and lead eejit of the Bing Turkby Ensemble). His duties - rowdy geetar, yelling, accordion, sax, ukulele, master of Sleipnir the 8-legged horse, slayer of the philosophical wishy-washiness, favourite colour: blue.
- MacDeth - bass, ukulele, the clap of thunder, growling like a
demon in torment, taunter of the feckless, wizard level five,
master of the
keys, the scroll and the scrubbing brush. - Slapskins McBOOOM - drums, computery stuff, ukulele, clapping heartily with good cheer, knower of the slightly arcane, swordmage triumphant, diviner of the bottomless depths wherein dwell the sacred secrets.
Run yourself a bath of warm maple syrup, turn on the tunes, close your eyes and imagine yourself right there at HotBox Recording Studios with the BTE. Aaaah, soothing!